This is the shirt to wear when it's $5 beer and a shot night. This is your new mantra.
Actually, this predilection comes from a New Year's Eve in New Orleans a few years ago. It was Julie's first time in the Big Easy, and after all manner of beverages, by the end of the evening I was guiding her back to the hotel with this recitation. She kept wanting to sit down and I kept telling her "No, love, we have to walk. Keep moving. C'mon. Repeat after me, I am sleek and self-contained. I am sleek... and self-contained." She was sleek and self-contained... until we got to the room. I think the mantra was a success.
And so shall it be for you.
Retail fit Next Level tee. White shirt is 100% cotton, color t-shirts are cotton/poly blend and run slightly smaller than normal. Light fabric, tear away label. Printed in the United States.